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young boy learned their rule
Vow unto his own
Never from this day
His will they take away
Won't see what might have been
He calls them âUnforgivenâ.......
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***Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing....William Shakespeare***
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This is the FIRST/MAIN page of the site and all info on the site is contained within the links in the LH and RH columns. The links in the columns always remain the same , whichever page u r on. So there is no need to return to this page unless u feel like it. In the photo albums...u can click on... wil3.typepad.com....top left...to return to the Main /First page....if u need to.....i keep my screen resolution set at 1280x1024....at 800x600....the site looks a bit strange to me and some of the pics r grainy....with 56k(i use cable)...some of the pages take a while to download...since i am not trying to make any money...should be ok....
so on this site ther should b few if any cookies...the links in
teh side columns
i cant control..if cookies bother u...lern how 2 delete them..?
When u check out the site, if u want, there is the option for background music...halfway down in the RH column u can link to Vault Radio or Accuradio...both have good music and will stream the music using a small pop up window that allows u to continue ur web surfing while u listen...
Oh yeah...if u read Three above...the part about lightining and not being able to understand u...thats only 99% tru...LMAO......nah it's really all tru...i don't listen...
Site Philosophy and Purpose...
Typepad gives u alot of bang for the buck...no 2 ways about it....
They used to have a common refrain back during the Great Depression in the thirties....Brother, can u spare a dime???
Well, it costs me about 13 cents a day...to maintain this site.....so yeah bro, i can spare a dime....
If one person a day...drops by and gets a laugh, thinks of something that they may not have previously considered or hears some new music they enjoy....well to me, that makes this site a worthy endeavor...
Enjoy ur stay...Peace...When and If possible....
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Would hope to end this front page on, well, a hopeful note.....to me nature is hopeful in that it constantly seeks to regenerate itself....if we study the words of these two wise men and others....we may yet have our cake and eat it too.....John Muir- The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature and poetry and all that is spiritual......Aristotle-If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way.....so here r some photos of nature....with many more under Other Pictures....National Geographic1 and 2 or Parks Gallery...***It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.*
Mark Twain*
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Time passed and i got to thinking that i have made this front page on a, well, too serious or even unusual note...i said to myself....jeez dude....ur site is called funny pictures....so to balance the scales allow me to say....that the videos numbering 60+, all pretty much funny and i've tried to keep them short.......the movie lines...not all funny...the movie title will guide u...the funny comedians....name says it all....the funny pictures i feel r all just that...the sites i got them from....have alot of pictures....i chose say 20 percent of them for this site(over 1000 pics)...in fact, if u find one that is not funny...email me and i will send u 5 bucks for helping me weed out the non- funny pics....Really???...nah, no f'ing way...but it would have been the easiest 5 bucks u ever made...lmao...so to sum it all up there is plenty of humorous content....and i promise u , nothing is usually as bad as it might seem...in fact i gotta go with the words of 2 great men...*MarkTwain...who said...I am an old man and have seen alot of trouble, in my time, most of which never happened*....*Will Rogers....We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can....***so folks enjoy ur visit and have a good one...seriously...*********************
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btw, just to let u know, that i understand my place in the cosmos, i can now reveal, that...
LMAO, whenever i can....
One more thing...
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The day I landed in Normandy, I never wished more, that there was a God.....
and was never more certain.....that there was not....
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Dune---Long Live the Fighters
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LMAO...
She had lost the art of conversation but not,
unfortunately, the power of speech...George Bernard Shaw
Easy ladies...I could have been harsher...No?
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'BrokeBack Mountain' ???...............barnyard animals have better sense......*
"human" superiority???.......LMAO......infinite human stupidity......**
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MY BROKEBACK MOVIE>>>> LMAO>>>>>movie
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Authorizing generals or other officers to lay down their arms
in virtue of a particular capitulation, affords a dangerous latitude.
It is destructive of all military character in a nation, to open such
a door, to the cowardly, the weak,or even to
the misdirected brave........***Napoleon Bonaparte***
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WENT OUT LIKE A MAN....LEGEND.......THE RIGHT STUFF
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A true man of honor, feels humbled himself, when he cannot help humbling others...Robert E. Lee
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Men... NEVER forget the following advice...
NEVER...trust a Woman....who wears her pants too tight...The Grateful Dead.
LMAO...so TRU...
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*** as George Bernard Shaw said-'Beauty is a short-lived tyranny.***
so u c, no worries***
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Sex__The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable.
***Lord Chesterfield***
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Mark Twain...words to effect...
A man, who intends to pick up a cat by the tail...is getting ready to learn something, he can learn in no other way.
LMAO...so TRU.
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As a rock on the seashore he standeth firm and the dashing of the waves disturbeth him not. He raiseth his head like a tower on a hill and the arrows of fortune drop at his feet. In the instant of danger, the courage of his heart sustaineth him and the steadiness of his mind beareth him out.
ARISTOTLE
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Remember This***'Even a blind hog will find an acorn once in a while'...LMAO...so hang in there dude....but seriously remember this....
As -Gen. George S. patton Jr- said..."Courage is fear holding on a minute longer."
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire....ARISTOTLE
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TRU LEGEND
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So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin', help him with his load. And don't go mistaking Paradise for that home across the road....Bob Dylan.
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Diamonds and dust
Poor man last, rich man first ...historical prescription for failure.....do we repeat this yet again?
*************IT'S A LONG, LONG WAY TO TEH TOP
if U WANT TO ROCK N' ROLL**
LMAO***REALLY?****YAH, REALLY*****************
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Rough Numbers*****....3000 men of my family name fought on
the union side in teh american civil war and 3000 men of
my family name fought on the side of the confederacy.....
**My point***.....if u think u wil end war then u think
u wil end crime...lmao clown***GOOD LUCK***************
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A legendary US general...General Billy Mitchell.....said
(paraphrase)...if we had lost the war, i would have been
prosecuted for war crimes...the general understood the rules
of war, which hav existed since human existence began....
these rules nevar change, never will...any attempt to change
these rules, at best wil court defeat and at worst wastes the
lives of brave men who r braver than the men who send them to
battle...
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BTW...IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!!....LMAO ......am i laughing with u
or at u???...or at myself......LMAO AGAIN...
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USA...Who's in charge here?....Don't know sir, I thought you were...
the horses have already left the barn.
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TEH GOOD OLD DAYS.....LMAO...by default they lay the
foundation for what we hav today...to looseley quote
a smart man..."Things ain't what they used to be and
never were"....
>>>>O YE...almost forgot.......................................................
WHO will tell Magoogoo?
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Was it too easy or too hard for you?????????????
In our seeking for economic and political progress,
we all go up - or else we all go down......
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The things that will destroy America are prosperity-
at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead
of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the
get-rich-quick theory of life...........
Theodore Roosevelt
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U c teh King gets the last laugh...LMAO...ironically my folk initially
served the king then came to hate him. So much the betr for his liege.
...LMAO AGAIN.....teh joke is on me and i would have it no other way...
i always liked a good joke and sensed early on the deck wuz stacked
against me...LMAO AGAIN AND AGAIN....................................
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!!!!!WARNING!!!!!THIS SITE IS AN EXERCISE IN FUNTILITY?????
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Sea of thousands
Season Of Withers
Took the wind out of the sail
Liven on borrowed time.......
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Heres a quote for u pollyannas that dream of
a perfect world that i had always wished wuz tru....
dude understood human nature from the way it was since
th efirst caveman picked up a rock...til the last
starfighter initiates the pulse destruction of teh
last galaxy on the enemy frontier.....
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You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun
than you can with a kind word alone.
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ur and my pollyanna wishes could hav been tru if average common peeps ran
the world...dude commoners wil nevar rule this world..
sry lad...
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BTW,IM DESCENDED FROM PIRATES...THEN WUZ A
COWBOY..THEN AN AVERAGENAUT AND NEXT....WHO
TEH HELL CARES......CYA........
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Dude they even outsourced the animation of
The Simpsons to overseas..is easy to c if u
hav sum discernment....DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lyrics from teh best band there evar wuz or evar wil b....
Call for his whiskey, he can call for his tea,
Call all he want to, but he can't call for me.
I have spent my life seeking all that's still unsung.
Bent my ear to hear the tune, and closed my eyes to see.
In the cabin stood Casey Jones,
Bold engineer but he's dead and gone.
Yes I'll be waiting at the station Lord, when that
train pulls on by,I'm going back to that same old used-to-be,
You got me working boss man, a workin' around the clock,
Big boss man, can't you hear me when I call?
Well my mama told me, my papa told me too,
She loves you big river more than me.
Sleep in the stars, don't you cry, dry your eyes on the wind.
When the last rose of summer pricks my finger,
And there's nothing left to do but count the years,
And dream me a dream of my own,
But who can the weather command?
One more day I find myself alive,
That a man can be as poor as me.
Run and see, run, run and see, and see.
Black throated wind, keeps on pourin' in,
With it's words of a life where nothing is new,
But I can't deny, times have gone by,
Well I never had doubts or thoughts of regret,
Now what's to be found by racing around,
You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know.
Work in progress.... due 2 the fact they were more prolific
than anyone...i started in song alphabetical order and may
never finish....only got as far as a couple letters....
so wats new..lmao.......???????????????????????????????
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Standing in line marking time
cause u cant buy a job.
The man in the suit walks on by,
Just for fun he says get a job.
Thats just the way it is.
Some things will never change.
Some said, Hey old man!
how can you stand
To think that way?
Did you really think about it
Before you made the rules?
Old man says,Thats just the way it is.
Some things will never change
Thats just the way it is.
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Dudes!!!!!Get over it will ya????????
Heres sum help..."If u took all teh women and
stood them on their head in the corner, they
would all look the same. LMAO"...ROFL......****
OMG...kno u dumarses need mor help...trust me..
every time u had pussy, it Had u, sur enuf....
Laugh My Freakin Arse Off.....just in case i wil
thro in teh lynchpin...my dog luvs pussy , almost
more than food...course he is an animal...lol.....
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If you start to take Vienna - take Vienna.
Napoleon.
Three times u hav screwed this simple maxim up...
and we
gave u our hearts and minds each time.
Dont come back again....in terms u can understand
'Three strikes and u r out'
i grew up in a military family on both sides...u
fuckin' broke our heart...c how u do wit ur mercenary
army...dam shame..we would hav followed u anywhere...
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HOW DO I C MYSELF?????????
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man
knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
As a fool, of course............
C U LATER CLOWNS?.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wil3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"I saw things getting out of hand, I guess they always will.
Now I don't know but I been told
If the horse don't pull you got to carry the load."
"Now, I don't know but I was told in the heat
of the sun a man died of cold"....
The Grateful Dead............................
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btw, all my rants blew my mind...LMAO.....sounds freakin
bad....reality i got no worries...LMAO AGAIN............
have a good one........
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humans r the dumbest species on the planet....
the fact u fail to c this proves the point....
LMAO.......
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Well baby, baby wants a gold diamond ring
Wants it more than most any old thing
Papa said "Son, you'll never get far,
I'll tell you the reason if you want to know,
'cause child of mine, there isn't really very
far to go"
...i coul dnot leve without tryin
to help..best regards....
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LMAO...i put a cat on my head and it hurts
real bad>>>>>???....lol
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Dudes do the right thing....VOTE John McCain in for prez
i made my livin for many a year as a troubleshooter....i wuz right
much mor than i was wrong....lmao...thats how i made a living....
anyway the rest of the cndidates have ther finger licked and r
holding up 2 c which way the wind blows....lmao and lmao again
McCain aint pretty but he wil get the job done....
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Best i can do for ya...............
THERE are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.....
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heyman...u think ur bad...jus a matter of time til u run into sumone quicker on teh draw..promise..its a fact of life...teh numbers game...
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Like Einstein...dont say i did not warn u when ur train gets lost....
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Humans ...in a form u would care 2 recognize hav existed on this planet for 150 Thousand
years..so dont Look for any Improvement anytime soon...LMAO
*****************.......In all ur pomp and glory, im a richer man than u...............
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For those that hate teh USA...fair warining...u hav not seen the bad dudes yet...
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when u dudes violate the natural law...ther is no pennance or absolution....
the natural law is bigger than the gods law....good luck clowns...u got
2 get along 2 get along....so simple but beyond ur reach...lmfao...
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"It's what folks know about,themselves,inside...that makes them afraid."-Josey Wales
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dear mister fantasy sing me a tune?????...u should not took mor than u gave..........
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as corporate america systematically sold out the american worker, due 2 the complicity and incompetence of the american government...it became as Gen. Patton said....cowards bred cowards(in the larger sense)...In teh end times even the best could No longer carry the load...adios.....
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..if u dont lik teh game...change the fuckin rulz clowns......duh?????
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wel hel..gues i finally burned out...gonna go piss up a rope....LMAO...been doin tht all my life....anyway, like i said when i started this a few years ago....Have a good one...lgmf....***
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lol..final word promise...im incorrigible{{{when i wuz 5 i kicked my
grandmother in teh knee cuz she hit my dog}}}}...not proud of that...
////anyway..Teh king has had the last laugh as it has always been thru
history and always will
....Teh gods...i fear they hav many irons in the fire...look 2 urself
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bullshit by wil3..windows notepad storage...???????????????????????????
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On a long lonesome highway...east of Omaha...You can listen to the engine moaning out, it's one lone song...You don't feel much like riding...You just wish the trip was through...There I go..Turn the Page.
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"Sir! We gave no choice but to turn them into the line."..Alas, Boy...I fear this to be true. We will not wait for history to judge us. Let it be done.'
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So Ya world ...u dude think teh Usa is comprised of a lot of bumbling fools...tru enuf..so is ur country...me? im one myself....thing is we r basically kind dudes..promise one thing ...we jus playin wit u Now....tryin 2 b kind...its like hendrix said....we might jus hav a new national anthem one of these days....we may jus stand up 2 a mountain and chop it down with the side of our hand.....u c world...we got dudes u hav not seen yet ...they hav no eyes...u think ur bad lmao....u aint seen bad,,,fuc ur lame arse 911...so when everthing that u consider important can b picked up tehpalm of ur hands and is a bit of ashes..take consolation in teh fact u wil b ther no longer as wel...we wil hold off as long as we can....then bro it wil b 'Katie Bar Teh Door'....ur choice hombres...we dont play forever...
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Hey Joe wer u gonna run 2 now???????...me?...my life is inconsequential...LMAO.....yours?...LMAO AGAIN....
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Remember Trenton...Remember the Battle of New Orleans,,,Remember the Alamo,,,Remember Shiloh....Remember The Marne...Remember the Battle of the Bulge.....Remember Pusan....wel folks the is one that should hav been included in this list and nevar wuz..Remember the Tet Offensive....teh fact that it was not revealed a serious character flaw in teh american people, at least 2 me..lesson learned is that we will need a strong solid commander in chief for our armed forces)naturally sum wil b betr than others..tis teh nature of the beast).....if u think that commander wil b a woman..then i cant help ..i tried....
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Well, Frankie Lee and Judas Priest,
They were the best of friends.
So when Frankie Lee needed money one day,
Judas quickly pulled out a roll of tens
Sayin', "Take your pick, Frankie Boy,
My loss will be your gain."
But you'd better hurry up and choose
Which of those bills you want,
Before they all disappear."
"I'm gonna start my pickin' right now,
Just tell me where you'll be."
Judas pointed down the road
And said, "Eternity!"
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When they r gone, ther wil b no one 2 pick up ur slack...Welcome...Leave ur dumarse immigrant ways behind....cya...i kno u can do it....
i say this 2 peeps who hav been here for many decades.........in for a penny, in for a pound...no?
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u c teh way it is.is....that no one evar promised u roses round teh door...u wil hav 2 plant that seed urself...or perhaps u might get lucky like i did and a little birdie will drop the seed for u...NOT!!!!!!!!!...LMAo
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blahBlahBLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...i previously admited that this site wuz an exercise in funtility...and so it is...the further truth is that it is self inflicted amateur psychotherapy..LMAO..albeit it is based on the most assiduos application of freudian theory????...lol....take wat u wil from it but my best most considered advice..is that u enjoy the'funny pictures'...that wuz teh original intent...but time passed....i often think that i may not b long for this world..but then i hav thought that befor...i always said that wit my dum luck, i wil live 2 b...100...lmao again and again...so c u on teh next world and dont b late...cheerio...
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ya..i wuz teh best ther evar wuz..but then i wuz a legend in my own mind...r not u?...u c i always lived in a parralell universe and always wil..9dont try this at home)....LMAO...
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Duuuuuuude!!!!!!!...free freakin' immediate download(ther is a bit of a limit).....####################### ...lol gues w egot ur number....so b kool...else we'll prolly jus hav 2 pick up ur slack......no worries....u wont c us comin and it wont hurt..b good children...lol....we prolly would hav been teh best frinds u evar had...lol....
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so i was online and a dude said i was a boring geek...1st that hurt my feeling, then quickly i got pissed off..then i checked myself got sum sense and i jus had 2 LMAO..u c i figured what teh world needs know mor than ever..is more boring geeks!...LMAO Again ....so Geeks of the world Arise!...we r the future hope of teh World....long live GEEK POWER!!!!......LMAO AGAIN AND AGAIN......btw teh boring part is optional...lol...it's mor tricky...lmao...Have a good one....
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(not my words...old folk saying)...'There's a thin red line between the sane and the mad'.........
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teh best players i evar saw wer named..Maiden....HaHa.....and Tricky......Ironically?????...i never saw them again...bonne channce......and good gaming......
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ya dude...im a diehard online gamer...proud of it..takes mind skil and teh games i play r team oriented combat..u liv and die by teh team.....even teh weakest member of the team can win teh game by perseverance..i like that, cuz i like human and human tribes...as far as it goes...no choice..i am one...lmao....so u c the way it is ..Is..... that u can fool almost everyone and everything...but cant fool ur eternal soul....This transcends god..(in our dumarse western terms it is teh little voice in u head)....it depends on wat teh meaning of is ..Is.....dude who said it nevar saw it that way(perhaps only that instance?) ...but it wuz teh way it is and always wil b...lmao...like i said enjoy teh ...'funny pictures'...and by all means..good gaming...i hope 2 meet u on a fair english field one day..i fear ther r not many left...tally ho....lol...me..im lgmf..LMAO......
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...they wer good people as long as they wer constrained by teh law..which is 2 say they wer human.....lol....so the king's law prevailed and peace reigned in the shire...alas this wuz short lived because of 2 much..blahBlahBLAH....LMAO.....
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u c as i may hav said..i came from teh Legend of NeverMor....in fact i nevar should(would) hav existed..in that i wuz from 2 peeps that nevar would hav come 2gether except for war....lmao....so ya dude thats y i say life is a joke...make teh best of it...way it wuz is and always wil b...lmao...2 me...cryin wuz always a waste of time(although i did vry a few times)...my dad beat that into me..gues he wuz right....cheers...u either win or lose..that is ur legacy..and ther is room for all of us on the team....
on second thought?....Perhaps Not...LMAO....WELCOME 2 CYBERSPACE>>>>have a good one....
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lol....When Keepin' It Real goes Wrong?....LMFAO..u jus gotta remember that its like...Uncle Dave Chapelle said...u jus might run ito sumone who is keepin' mor real...LMAO...u jus might not make it back across that line...ur bad...lol..
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ya i heard it said..that ther r old pilots and bold pilots.....and that ther r no old...bold....pilots........i believe it....u c my dad flew aircraft,both fixed and rotary....not bad for a farmboy without parents raised by his grandma in teh depression.....like he told me..the biggest prob with civil aviation is...weekend pilots....2 me its like life dude...work on ur skilz...kno ur shit or leave it alone dude...it aint for u....and most likely will fuc u up and teh ones around u....
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teh truth is...i spent sum of my life around aircraft......loved them so much i woul dwatch them take of and land over and over again.....it got my blood up...natural high for me..so then i caught a break and got 2 work on them..nevar had the discipline 2 fly them(or it wuz LMAO..teh old joke i heard...y is ther a pilot and a dog in the cockpit of teh aircraft...lmao....the pilot feeds the dog and the dog bites teh pilot if he touches anything...lmao again)...but i fixed a few....so i saw rotary and jets mainly..not much props.........here is the real deal...i saw a UFO..one night..it wuz a summer star light night....flew at treetop level over the house(real low)....it wuz about meduim sixe...completely silent..had a couple lights...and quick......no lie..i wuz sober btw......so u ask ...y dont they stop?....wel ther is no benefit 2 them....y dont they destroy us?...we can do them no harm...Peeps say that they would laugh their arse off at us..trust me bro..they dont laugh...2 advanced....and u kno...that's y me myself hav no use for them.....they dont laugh...LMAO......i did tel u tru bro...have a good one....lol...
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..u c i wuz always alone..but nevar lonely...CHEERS LADS!!!!!!...wish i could hav done mor.....
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ya so one day i found myself sitting on a rock at a haieou(sp?)...on top teh North Shore...Oahu(sp?), HI...and i looked 2 the expansive view of the NW corner of the island...the shore, mountains and Pacific Ocean..and i sayz 2 myself..this place has looked teh same way forever....and teh gods 2 which teh haieou was built hav prolly been here longer than that?....so i made a wish...not a real big one but significant nonetheless...anyway...it came tru......but then that is a story for another time....lol...
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So in the end i died....LMAO...since this is cyberspace i wuz able 2 come back and let u kno...LMAO again...cya??????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Some folks trust to reason
Others trust to might
I don't trust to nothing
But I know it come out right...The Grateful Dead......
so YA...teh kind folks at wil3..hope u enjoyed ur stay...if not apologies.....as teh sign says over the door......Don't let the door hit u on the arse on ur way out...lol...
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awwww hel..now im kinda feelin like a smartass...i aint that way...me?..i thought i wuz hilarious(but then i would?)...but then i gtg...u c its a question of mental health...LMAO...so her is my final word....'If i lose...u lose as wel...thing is it takes so much time 2 play out u wil nevar notice it....'..me i dont giv a shit...but im countin u..not for me..but for u....adios dudes....cheers!!!!!!!!
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ya so...start building nuclear power plants....as fast as u can and as many as u can....u alreadytoo many dayz late and many dollars short.......so when teh shit comes down as it surely wil....u aint gonna hav teh balz....2 pay the price...i hav heard u whine for many a year......so u c..i am a good dude....jus gave u teh best advice u evar had...this way u can continue ur lame arse endeavors...lmao.....i only try 2 piss u off..in teh hope u wil do right....sweet dreams...lol....
u c we nevar lost..ther jus wernt enuf of us...LMAO....
LMAO AGAIN..i jus remembered a plaque my dad kept over teh bar in the house, when i wuz growing up..it read..'If we get to drinking over the weekend and ask you to stay til next Tuesday, please remember!!!!...We don't mean it.'...lol...have a good one....
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lesst i forget and seem presumtuous..here is me on my best day...LMAO...
LMAO AGAIN....hav fun......
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women talk of trouble and their emotions and lets get together for a group" hug"...men talk of kiss my arse, im goin in and tel my ma i luved her....who do u think wins teh decisive moment?...lmao, cya klowns....
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ya so i heard some say that it is past time for a woman president?...if one were to follow that simplistic, illogical line of reasoning...then it is also past time for a black person, a jewish person, a late night talk show host or a dude with green hair who likes 2 wear clown suits...to be president, as well...so cut the horseshit..what it is time for is a president to be elected, who reflects the will of the citizens of the USA...PERIOD!
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elementary my dear watson...no shit sherlock...LMAO.......
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Way back up in the woods among the evergreens.
Lived a country boy,who played the guitar
just like ringin' a bell.
People came from all around,
Listened to him play as the sun went down.
My my my, but that country boy can play.
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....i'd rather b lucky than good..u c many r good and few lucky...lol...i got teh luck covered..im half irish and the 'luck of the irish' is real..i could tel u y, but then u might learn something...LMAO....teh prob is i am also half brit(english/welsh)......one breed is very old and teh other older still...they hav nevar mixed well....LMAO again...Best Regards...Cheers!!!!!
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Same as it ever was...
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this ?
And you may ask yourself
Once in a lifetime
And you may tell yourself
Letting the days go by
Into the blue again
And you may ask yourself
Am I right ?...Am I wrong ?
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
****************************************************************************if everyone in teh world had all they wanted..ther would b nothin left 2 do and no where to go...would ther?..lmao...
Many years have come and gone
In quiet places, fields of green
Of hedgerow lanes with countless names
The thing that remains are the roll right stones
Space age before my eyes
Opening up the skies
For those who've been mesmerized
Many years have come and gone
But progress marches slowly on
The only, the only thing that will sustain
are the roll right stones
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...so u like fairy tales?
it came to pass that the enemy rolled over the
last defenders with a fatal blow......
the leader of the vanquished, a woman .......
repeated...but we are better than that, we were better
than that....the enemy leader, a man... deigned
to speak...yes, perhaps, in time this idealism may have
won the day?.....but today is not that day...and today
is all there is....the enemy victory was total.....
no prisoners were taken...and so it came to pass....
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...so wat mor do u peeps need 2 kno?....
"I reasoned the case with her as well as I could,
and told her that if every man would wait till
his wife got willing for him to go to war, there
would be no fighting done, until we would all be
killed in our own houses...The truth is, my dander
was up, and nothing but war could bring it right again."
David Crockett....
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..so one last parting shot...lmao....
man if u ever find urself taking orders
from a woman{{{{once u hav outgrown the
necessary authority of your mother}}}}}
..u hav fucked up and r a momma's boy
..so if ur gonna b stupid, u betr b tuf.
....lmao again..........................
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The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy.
The ship was the pride of the American side
With a crew and good captain well seasoned.
Could it be the north wind they'd been feelin'?
The good ship and crew was in peril.
And all that remains is the faces and the names,
of the wives and the sons and the daughters.
The church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty-nine times
"Fellas, it's bin good t'know ya!"
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...o btw..teh reason they lost?....they thought
all wuz possible...in time i learned that u
could count on one hand...wat wuz possible at
any given point in time....of those...with
one hell of a lot of hard work...u might ram down
teh pipe...one(2 with luck) in a year or more,
what u want.......
dont dream so much dudes..u cant hav it all today
...u got to
give up much of what u want 2 get wat u want...for teh
future you want...Rome was not built in a day....no?
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One Word...2yr mandatory paid public service for the youth of this country(optional for those entering the military or university)....ther aint no lookin' back....time 2 build TEAM USA...for the 21st century........kk im out..'i got blisters on me fingers'........lol......
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Update,,,,i jus saw another UFO....am i worried?..nah....nfw....Y??????...One Word....aluminumfoil.........
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...me?..i saw teh most modern marvels of the world...
first hand..worked on them....i saw most of teh people....
primitive in their consciousness...as they wer 2500 years ago
....i listened 2 teh dude when he said.....ther aint no
way outta here, said the joker to the thief.....i tried 2
dont u take it so hard....teh answer.....time is relative
...but i do believe u dudes aint got teh patience......
me?..im lgmf....lmao.....
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....actually....exactly...watevar...duh....
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for prez....so go wit teh older dude.......he'll prolly
pull a rabbit out his arse....jus by accident.....
...due 2 his experience....rofl...........cya.....
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....y dont u scullery maids get teh hel back in
teh kitchen,,,a man has got 2 kno his limitations...
lmao..jeez im so funny i forgot 2 laugh.........
lmao again.....
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......ya so....we saw teh dude for wat he wuz....
an expert....a slick quick talkin dude, from out of town,
in a tailored suit(lmao).....had a line
of bullshit, almost a mile long...we let him pass on by..
just like we had good sense.....
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...any attempt 2 re-align teh Force
....once said Force has passed thru the nexus portal
of the subprime inverter...causes a refraction
parallel...rendering teh Force useless.......
dont kno about u..but i hate it when that happens...
so u children b careful out ther.....all right?..
well then...have a good one....cyas.......
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...i jus heard sumthin?.....me?....im dam proud...how bout urself
man?......
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....since u hav no cultre..u seek ur culture wherevar
u may.....media...other parts of teh world....in time
u become wat u wer meant 2 be...pefect non entities..
i think ur betr than that?........
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How many times must we tell the tale?
Working on the sound of the band
Trying to get the music right
Situations change
You're never who you used to think you are
U get lost in alibis
How many times must we tell the tale?
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....u kno u aint fightin' a war, when every casualty
is considered a significant event....if u clowns
figure out what ur doing...i'd b interested in hearing
about it...good luck......***
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when ur campaign becomes arcane enuf...2 teh point u
have to employ tarot cards and ouija boards to endure
...it might be time to 'hang it up'.....for at best, u
have become a mere distraction?....
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......btw, i always try to be a good dude ..first.....so
jus so u kno......Close!!...only counts in horseshoes and
gernades...lol..and look at it this way, you still have
what you said u wanted most...in teh first place?????....
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...........................have a good one .....................................................cyas....................................
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They say that Cain caught Abel
If all you got to live for
is what you left behind
and prayed for better weather
They say that when your ship comes in
What's the point to callin shots?
and no one's got the time
Across the Rio Grand-eo
Across the lazy river
....Adios....................................................
so believe it or not..the site is still called......funny pictures...and there are 1000 or so to look at...
so here is my favorite one........???????????????????????????????
lmao...have a good one..........
.....lmao....urs? or mine?...think u wel kno teh answer?
...your gonna hav 2 do betr if u plan on makin it?...u got
no breed and forsake tradition..like i said...im lgmf..good
luck klowns..say that cuz u wer all i had?..lmao again?..
ya y not....lol......expected much betr of u....o wel...
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**********me?...i wuz born on federal land and thats
all i'll evar claim..aint seennothin betr and i been
around......i kno wat i did and kno wat i do....can
u say teh same?...i doubt it...but prove me
wrong..by all means!!....lmao...i try 2 piss u off in
the hope u wil do better(no other reason or i would
not acknowledge u)..as i may have said befor?..
but then, i been pissin' up a rope all my life..cheers.
hav a good one..
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...o btw...u and me, could nevar b frinds?...
u c ...i always kept teh faith...and u always followed
the wind...lol...no lmao..
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..so ya now sum self assuming erudite prick might wel say?
..that i am bitter and keep wat faith?...lol...u c klown u hav
provd the point....then ther is nothin so amusing as a clever
fool ...takes one 2 kno one...lmao...i tel u ...lmao again...
